"Übel" (ubel)
01/20/2014 at 16:51 • Filed to: None
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"Übel" (ubel)
01/20/2014 at 16:51 • Filed to: None | 4
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He keeps using that word. I do not think it means what he thinks it means. He drives a 3 year old base model automatic Impreza and brags about street racing in traffic. Keep it classy, kid.
Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy
> Übel
01/20/2014 at 16:53 |
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lol 16 seconds? Not faster than my dad's car.
beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard
> Übel
01/20/2014 at 16:54 |
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sounds like he's joking to me.
TurboSloth
> Übel
01/20/2014 at 16:54 |
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You should put some sense into him. Start with what the definition of fast is.
Party-vi
> Übel
01/20/2014 at 16:55 |
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Not too shabby. That's the same 1/4 mile as an '04 Civic Si or '03 Mazdaspeed Protege.
Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
> Übel
01/20/2014 at 16:57 |
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I was hoping that was sarcasm, but it sounds like you are implying he is being serious.
dogisbadob
> Übel
01/20/2014 at 16:57 |
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So does my car!
This isn't my video, but I do have a 96 ES300.
Zoom
> Party-vi
01/20/2014 at 16:57 |
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...or an auto FR-S.
hehehehe
NoahthePorscheGuy
> Übel
01/20/2014 at 17:00 |
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Let him know that a new Camry can do it faster.
Nick, Drives a Cobalt LT
> Übel
01/20/2014 at 17:00 |
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I know a few like that on Facebook....I just ignore their posts.
Its stupid to post shit like that on a public site where polcie can see it.
MonkeePuzzle
> Übel
01/20/2014 at 17:02 |
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I live my life a 1/4 mile a time, for those 16 seconds or less..
PatBateman
> Zoom
01/20/2014 at 17:02 |
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Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna
> NoahthePorscheGuy
01/20/2014 at 17:03 |
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Let him know the Swaggerwagon can do it faster too.
Takuro Spirit
> Übel
01/20/2014 at 17:04 |
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I remember when I ran a 15.9 in my '95 Neon and was astounded.
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Übel
> Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
01/20/2014 at 17:09 |
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Based on my knowledge of the guy, yep, serious.
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Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
> Übel
01/20/2014 at 17:11 |
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Lol, sadly he probably lives in our area too? :P
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Übel
> Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy
01/20/2014 at 17:12 |
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Not faster than a lot of things. That's firmly in "normal" territory.
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Übel
> Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
01/20/2014 at 17:13 |
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Yep, just down the street from me. At least you're on the other side of town from him :P
PS9
> Übel
01/20/2014 at 17:15 |
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MAJOR OPPORTUNITY FOR FUCKERY DETECTED
"Woah dude, that's like 99% the speed of light! If you can get it to go a bit faster, you could open up a wormhole through time and change history!"
What? I never heard of anyone doing that...
"Oh course you haven't. They changed history. How would you ever know about what they did if you live in a constantly updated timeline where they never did it?"
Uh...well...I guess that makes sense...
There's definitely stuff in your past you want to change, right? That at least makes it worth a try.
I...I guess you're right.
Of course I am, so here's what you need to do; get yourself a 300 shot Nitrous kit and head down to Texas. Pick the longest stretch of highway you can find down there, and let 'er rip, full boost and nitro!
Won't that blow up my motor?
What? No way, man. Japanese boxer technology. It's bulletproof , remember?
Oh, right. Well, this is going to take all the money I have and I will have to quit all my jobs...
Well, take the lotto numbers with you and give them to your previous self. Problem solved!
Hey, you're right!
Of course I am! Now off you go!
/WorstFriendEver
Xentron Holy Reaper of Worlds
> Takuro Spirit
01/20/2014 at 17:17 |
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Burn intended? Or unintentional burn?
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Übel
> Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna
01/20/2014 at 17:21 |
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Oh shit that's perfect
Chteelers
> Übel
01/20/2014 at 17:23 |
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Having been a motorcycle rider for 5 years, I can attest that ALL cars are slow.
Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
> Übel
01/20/2014 at 17:26 |
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A 2002 Trailblazer with the 4.2 is capable of mid-15's.
offroadkarter
> Übel
01/20/2014 at 17:57 |
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my friends 97 lesabre ran a 15.8
I have a feeling your fb friend is one of those kids who would go to a car meet and brag about how awesome his car is, and talk shit to other car owners.
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M54B30
> Übel
01/20/2014 at 17:59 |
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What word does he keep using? I don't see any being repeated
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Übel
> offroadkarter
01/20/2014 at 18:01 |
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Damn, that's pretty good for a Lesabre. And yep...
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Übel
> M54B30
01/20/2014 at 18:05 |
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I was referring to him calling it "fast". It's a reference to the Princess Bride.
KB Garage
> Chteelers
01/20/2014 at 18:32 |
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Having been a motorcycle rider for 10 years, you must be racing slow cars. Go to a strip and get spanked by a couple cars pulling a front tire off the ground. It'll make you not want to go back =\
Makoyouidiot
> Übel
01/20/2014 at 19:24 |
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Note that a stock 101hp Fiat 500 (like mine) can do it in 16.9 if you nuke the tranny for each shift.
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Chteelers
> KB Garage
01/21/2014 at 09:21 |
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I meant normal road cars, not prepared drag specials. A standard liter bike is simply in another league in terms of straight line acceleration. You need to be in supercar territory to even get close.
D
> Übel
05/01/2014 at 03:36 |
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http://sfbay.craigslist.org/pen/cto/443842…
I LOVE this year btw. An old integra could be great, just don't like the 200k part on this one
edit: http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/cto/444854…
father son and holy spirit, manual AND turbo